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The Official Amy Schumer Doll Is About As Far From Barbie As You Can Get

Kids grow up fast these days, but nothing will introduce them to the dark side of adulthood like the Official Amy Schumer Doll, which comes complete with Lexapro, cranberry juice for UTIs, a tramp stamp, a tiny flask, and more. As one might expect, this doll gets around more than your ordinary Cabbage Patch Kid. As far as we can tell, the naked one-night-stand male doll featured here is not included.