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Goodnight Westeros Is the Bedtime Story You Should Never Read to Your Kids    

If you have warm, fuzzy memories of reading Goodnight Moon as a small child, maybe try and completely forget those before you watch Goodnight Westeros (via Laughing Squid). You will not find kittens, or mittens, or a bowl of mush in this video, which reimagines the book as a Game of Thrones retelling. Instead, dragons, booze, and decapitation make for a slightly darker (although charmingly illustrated) bedtime tale. My only critique: for a more accurate rendition, the video definitely needs more boobs.

Read the rest of Slate’s Game of Thrones coverage.