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The Enlightened Bracketologist

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The Enlightened Bracketologist: The Final Four of Everything

What is enlightenment?

Better question: What is Bracketology?

Let’s bring it down to a real-world level. Has this ever happened to you? Someone asks, “What’s your favorite movie?” Not a deep question, but a probing one, something that comes up occasionally among reasonably curious folk—or men and women on their second date. Your favorite movie is a classic single-question personality profile that “reveals” you. Your answer signals your worldliness and sophistication, your sense of humor, and, most particularly, your individuality.

If you’re like most people, you have a default response that is The Godfather, The Godfather II, Casablanca, Citizen Kane, Gone With the Wind, or The Wizard of Oz. But have you ever methodically listed all the movies that have charmed you or that you’ve seen more than a dozen times—and pitted them against each other in an intellectual knockout tournament to determine, once and for all, your definitive personal champion? If you haven’t, how can you say you truly know yourself? If you haven’t systematically eliminated all the other worthy contenders for favorite movie, how can you blithely pick, say, My Cousin Vinny and hope to achieve enlightenment?

Bracketology—the practice of parsing people, places, and things into discrete one-on-one matchups to determine which of the two is superior or preferable—works because it is simple. It is a system that helps us make clearer and cleaner decisions about what is good, better, best in our world. What could be simpler than breaking down a choice into either/or, black or white, this one or that one?

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