The Miami Dolphins Really Want to Be the Worst Team in NFL History

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Sept 15, 2019 11:25 PM

My Chihuahua Insists on Protecting Me From My Roommate

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Sept 12, 2019 7:54 PM

Did Tiger Woods Compete on American Gladiators as a Teen?

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Sept 12, 2019 5:37 PM

Let’s Shower Lamar Jackson in Hype

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Sept 08, 2019 10:33 PM

All the Reasons the Raiders Were Smart to Trade for Antonio Brown, Reconsidered

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Sept 07, 2019 2:01 PM

My In-Laws Refuse to Stay at Our House Because of My Cats. Can’t I Feel Offended?

Nick Greene

Sept 05, 2019 6:59 PM

When Britney Spears and Pepsi Got the NFL Banned From the National Mall

Nick Greene

Sept 05, 2019 10:51 AM

How Should I Tell People a Shameful Secret About My Dog?

Nick Greene

Aug 29, 2019 8:41 PM

The Raiders Broke the Hard Knocks Propaganda Machine

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Aug 28, 2019 1:12 AM

Andrew Luck Complimented Defenders as They Inflicted Career-Ending Pain

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Aug 25, 2019 5:45 PM

The XFL’s Team Introductions Are the Most Affecting Poetry Ever Written

Nick Greene

Aug 23, 2019 4:08 PM

My Cat Started Biting and Clawing Me After My Husband Died

Nick Greene

Aug 22, 2019 8:10 PM

My Hump-Happy Chihuahua Embarrasses Me

Nick Greene

Aug 15, 2019 6:27 PM

Do Running Backs Matter? A Philosopher Enters the NFL’s Most Vigorous Debate.

Nick Greene

Aug 14, 2019 3:58 PM

With or Against the Grain? A Guide for First-Time Shavers.

Nick Greene

Aug 13, 2019 5:42 AM

How on Earth Can I Potty-Train My Deaf Dog?

Nick Greene

Aug 08, 2019 8:04 PM

NBA Coaches Shouldn’t Be Able to Challenge the Refs. Players Should Be.

Nick Greene

Aug 01, 2019 6:38 PM

My Cat’s Autoeroticism Is Making Me Uncomfortable

Nick Greene

Aug 01, 2019 4:54 PM

I’m Constantly Stuck Caring for My Landlord’s Needy Dog

Nick Greene

July 25, 2019 7:12 PM

Steve Ballmer Isn’t That Excited About Kawhi Leonard

Nick Greene

July 24, 2019 6:58 PM