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Excerpts from Dick Cheney’s forthcoming memoir.
The Poetry of Sarah Palin.
Dirty phone tricks for the presidential campaign.
The poetry of Roger Clemens.
How would Chris Matthews sound if he talked to men like he talks to women?
Questions for future fake FEMA news conferences.
Excerpts from George W. Bush’s conversations with the Dalai Lama.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s real New York itinerary.
Hypothetical questions they should ask at the presidential debates.
Nine other oaths Karl Rove could swear to Congress.
It’s a Wonderful Presidency.
Runaway Murder Bride—EyeWatch News Team Special Report!
The next great idea in telemarketing.
More poetry of Donald Rumsfeld.
The poetry of Donald Rumsfeld.