A poem for the opening day of baseball season: “If I ran the team …’ (VIDEO)

Hart Seely

March 30, 2011 5:12 PM

Tea Party poems: The spoken verse of Sarah Palin.

Hart Seely

May 25, 2010 6:07 PM

Sarah Palin’s playground: If only all political issues were debated in the language of childhood.

Hart Seely

April 09, 2010 3:11 PM

Liveblogging Opening Day at the new Yankee Stadium.

Hart Seely

April 16, 2009 6:59 AM

What happens when there are too many ways to say “I love you.’

Hart Seely

Feb 12, 2009 2:03 PM

Excerpts from Dick Cheney’s forthcoming memoir.

Hart Seely

Feb 10, 2009 3:11 PM

The Poetry of Sarah Palin.

Hart Seely

Oct 01, 2008 1:25 PM

Dirty phone tricks for the presidential campaign.

Hart Seely

April 14, 2008 12:34 PM

The poetry of Roger Clemens.

Hart Seely

Feb 15, 2008 3:37 PM

How would Chris Matthews sound if he talked to men like he talks to women?

Hart Seely

Jan 22, 2008 10:48 AM

Questions for future fake FEMA news conferences.

Hart Seely

Oct 29, 2007 2:41 PM

Excerpts from George W. Bush’s conversations with the Dalai Lama.

Hart Seely

Oct 16, 2007 2:17 PM

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s real New York itinerary.

Hart Seely

Sept 24, 2007 4:57 PM

Hypothetical questions they should ask at the presidential debates.

Hart Seely

July 20, 2007 11:07 AM

Nine other oaths Karl Rove could swear to Congress.

Hart Seely

March 22, 2007 4:39 PM

It’s a Wonderful Presidency.

Frank Cammuso and Hart Seely

Nov 20, 2006 1:31 PM

Runaway Murder Bride—EyeWatch News Team Special Report!

Hart Seely and Tom Peyer

May 10, 2005 2:43 PM

The next great idea in telemarketing.

Hart Seely

Sept 26, 2003 2:22 PM

More poetry of Donald Rumsfeld.

Hart Seely

Sept 22, 2003 11:17 AM

The poetry of Donald Rumsfeld.

Hart Seely

April 02, 2003 1:03 PM