The Frog Has Been Fully Boiled
It Doesn’t Sound Like Mayor Pete Is Really a Phish Fan, Guys
Democrats Have Long Been Terrified of the White Moderate. Elizabeth Warren Apparently Has No Such Fear.
Trump Has Retweeted at Least Four White Nationalist Accounts That Were Later Suspended
Does the Giants’ Odell Beckham Jr. Trade Make Any Sense? (No.)
The New Zealand Shooter Wrote That “the West” Is in a War for Survival. That’s What Trump’s Biggest Fans Think Too.
Who Said It: Beto O’Rourke or Phish Frontman Trey Anastasio?
“Mayor Pete” Buttigieg Is Having a Moment in the 2020 Primary. Here’s Why!
Donald Trump Jr. Responds to “Rich Parents Getting Their Kids Into College” Scandal With Least Self-Aware Tweet in History
A Trump Super PAC That Did Nothing but Post Memes Paid Its Director $42,000 for “Travel” Expenses, LOL
Trump Rolls Out New Explanation for Calling Tim Cook “Tim Apple,” Which Contradicts His First Explanation
Elizabeth Warren Is Going to Keep Dumping Big and Interesting Ideas on You Friggin’ Dolts Until You Pay Attention
Alan Dershowitz Replied All to the Entire Media Again to Defend Paul Manafort’s Lenient Sentence for Fraud
Democrats Are Apparently Very OK With the Idea of Having a President Who’s Extremely Old
Apparently Trump’s Sons Own a “Shooting Preserve,” Which Sounds Like a Good Place to Be Murdered
It’s Upsetting to Me That the President Wouldn’t Care if I Got Kidnapped and Murdered by a Foreign Death Squad
Alan Dershowitz Replied-All to the Entire Media to Claim Trump Didn’t Commit a Campaign Finance Crime
Michael Cohen’s Claims About Trump-Russia Collusion Are Either Unprovable or Inconsistent With Other Evidence
Sixty Percent of Americans Think Reporters Get Paid by Their Sources, Which Means I’ve Been Doing Journalism Wrong
Michael Cohen Will Testify That Trump Committed Crimes as President, But No One Knows, Like, Which Crimes