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By Christopher Beam and Chris WilsonPosted Friday, Oct. 30, 2009, at 3:40 PM ET

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	The Senate is considering health care.
	The Senate is considering health care.
	The Senate is considering health care. Barack Obama Consider faster.
	Nancy Pelosi became a fan of the Robust Public Option.
	Olympia Snowe became a fan of the Trigger Public Option.
	Harry Reid became a fan of the Opt-Out Public Option..
	Tom Coburn became a fan of the Opt-In Public Option..
	Jim DeMint became a fan of the Trigger-Out Public Option.. Rahm Emanuel That's not even real. Jim DeMint Sounds good though, right?
	Hamid Karzai created the event Election Runoff. Richard Holbrooke Great! Hillary Clinton Just be careful. We don't want to look like we're interfering.
	The Central Intelligence Agency sent Ahmed Wali Karzai a gift.
	The New York Times posted a video: "Swine flu vaccine running low." Barack Obama Don't worry, there's plenty to go around. John Boehner Good, because I'm getting a shot today. Barack Obama Oh, look, we just ran out.
	Arnold Schwarzenegger posted a note on Tom Ammiano's Wall: Sorry if I offended you, Tom. It was immature and Unprofessional of me to write you a note with a hidden Code buried in it. I hope you'll Kindly forgive me. It was a Mean stunt, and You deserve Better. I hope we can Agree to Let this one Lie. Sincerely, Arnold. P.S.—You should really Come over for dinner some time. Maria makes heavenly Kielbasa.
	The Washington Post posted an article: "Poll: Creigh Deeds Down 11 Points in Virginia."
	Creigh Deeds created the event Rally With Bill Clinton! Bill Clinton Carl Deeds is one of the best Democrats I know.
	Creigh Deeds poked 120,894 people. David Axelrod That's your campaign strategy? Creigh Deeds Got any better ideas?
	Playgirl tagged Levi Johnston in a photo album: Sarah Palin Desperate, attention-seeking money grab.
	Iowa Jefferson-Jackson Dinner sent Sarah Palin a gift: Speaking Invitation Sarah Palin Aren't you forgetting something?
	Iowa Jefferson-Jackson Dinner sent Sarah Palin a gift: $100,000
	Dick Cheney posted a note: "Barack Obama Is Dithering in Afghanistan." Barack Obama I'm sorry, what was the last eight years? Dick Cheney Strategic nonimplementation.
	The Republican Party added NY-23 to its Interests.
	Newt Gingrich created the group Dede Scozzafava for Congress
	Sarah Palin, Tim Pawlenty, Fred Thompson, Rick Santorum, and Steve Forbes created the group Republicans Against Dede Scozzafava Sarah Palin Loves abortions. Tim Pawlenty Supports gays. Fred Thompson Hard to spell.
	Hillary Clinton So who's got a Halloween costume? Tim Geithner I'm going as my Wall Street Journal stipple portrait. Olympia Snowe I'm thinking zombie slut. Joe Biden Barack and I are going as buddy cops. Barack Obama We are? Robert Gibbs No. You're not.
	Chris Christie posted an article: "Christie: 'Man Up and Say I'm Fat.'" Jon Corzine I did not say you were fat. I said the bulging enormity of your ethical transgressions will weigh down New Jersey if you're elected.
	Politico posted an article: "Exclusive: Rep. Steve Rothman To See Jersey Boys for Birthday." Jim Vandehei Morning: Won.
	Huffington Post suggested you become a fan of HuffPost Boobs.
	Newsweek posted an note: "Special Issue: How We Jerk Off Now."
	Fox News posted an article: "Barack Obama: Shameful Fraud or Miserable Failure?" Robert Gibbs That's not news.
	Fox News posted an article: "Barack Obama's War on Fox News." Robert Gibbs Guys, I'm serious, can we not act like 9-year-old boys?
	Fox News posted an article: "Gibbs to Fox: 'I ... Like 9-Year-Old Boys.'"
	Associated Press posted an article: "Poll: Fewer believe in global warming." Al Gore I have failed. Dick Cheney Twice.
	Alex Rodriguez created the event October Flameout. Derek Jeter is attending. Creigh Deeds is attending.
	The Washington Post tagged an Jack Murtha in an article: "Ethics Investigation Targets Dozens of Lawmakers." Jack Murtha All I'm saying is, rural Pennsylvania needs its own Pentagon.
	Barack Obama Happy Halloween, everybody! Edward Kennedy Oooooo, I'm Ted Kennedy, ooooo! Robert Gibbs Goddammit Joe, is that you? Edward Kennedy What? Joe who? Robert Gibbs Someone lock that account. Joe, my office.

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Christopher Beam is a Slate political reporter. Follow him on Twitter. Chris Wilson is an associate editor at Slate in Washington, D.C. Follow him on Twitter.

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