
Uplift

Dear Nell,
Last night I dreamed I delivered the State of the Union address in my Maidenform bra.
Has there ever been a tag line so ripe for re-appropriation? And as you suggest, the world may not have been ready for the election ad in 1953. Thirteen years later, hecklers greeted Lurleen Wallace's candidacy for the governorship of Alabama with signs reading, "I Dreamed I Was Elected Governor in My Maidenform Bra." Happily, the insult didn't work; Wallace won with 64 percent of the vote. But strangely and sadly, she died of breast cancer less than halfway through her term.
What a wonderfully preposterous mother-daughter ad you mention. Uplift presents another winner in this category, featuring a mother protectively nuzzling her newly Teenform-bra-clad daughter. In the accompanying copy, Teenform boasts that it "keeps an understanding eye on teenage problems in growing up, with informative booklets prepared under the guidance of the Child Study Association." The ad fusses protectively over daughters—an astute way of assuaging parents' fears about the onset of sexual maturity. There's something quaint and touching about this. For all the aggressive claims made by present-day bras—flawless shape, tighter curves—none of them promise anything as grand as safe passage to adulthood.
On a similar note, Uplift makes a nice point of how the undergarment industry turned a girl's first bra-shopping trip into a coming of age ritual, on a par with going to the prom. My theory is that girls needed an alternative to that much less dignified milestone that comes at about the same time as the first bra purchase. There's nothing to romanticize about your first trip to the drugstore to buy menstrual accessories, and it was very canny of the part of retailers to create a happier, more glamorous scenario for Becoming a Woman.
I'm glad you mentioned the Victoria's Secret catalog, which—speaking of adolescents—seems to have replaced Playboy as the 16-year-old boy's periodical of choice. A quick skim of its Web site provides a great postscript to the book. Turns out that Victoria's Secret's bazaar of sultry enticements includes … corsets! Of course, not the same corsets that damaged internal organs and not the ones so mandatory that even pregnant women had to wear them. These updated corsets have no teeth, literally or figuratively—they're strapless bras with a little more fabric and a lot more drama. Take a look at this number, designed for a bride, or this flower-bedecked confection. The corset, arguably the most-hated garment in the history of fashion, has become an object of desire. Other old-fashioned accoutrements have been reinterpreted too: Victoria's Secret sells garters, not because they hold up stockings, but because grooms still play the crude game of launching them at weddings. These re-vamped (and I do mean vamped), purely decorative undergarments offer your average, sports-bra-wearing chick a kind of old-fashioned womanliness, I guess.
So, Victoria's Secret isn't selling anything as prosaic as support, as the catalog's acres of cleavage and oceans of scanty lace make clear. But why should it? If you want firm breasts nowadays, you can buy them, and not from a catalog either. Surely the biggest breast news these days is women's ability to permanently modify them—to custom-build minimizers or Wonderbras from the inside out, so to speak. As a Fray poster guesses, Uplift pretty much skips any discussion of breast reduction or augmentation. Which is a pity, because plastic surgery is a natural—maybe that's the wrong word—next chapter for its history of body modification. In the 19th century, women relied mostly on undergarments to modify their shapes. Early bras, expected to perform heavy lifting, were marketed with this in mind: One early brand was called Nature's Rival. As the 20th century progressed, women turned to diet and exercise to reshape their bodies—which is one reason why they could switch from corset-alia to comparatively skimpy bras. But starting a couple of decades ago, breast size became a matter of choice instead of destiny: Nubbins could easily be inflated into something heftier, and super-droopers traded in for sleeker models. The American Academy of Cosmetic Surgery reports that 300,000 chests—or should that be 600,000 individual breasts?—were augmented in 2001. The numbers for mammaplasty (another method of enlargement) and breast reduction were equally formidable.
And yet even women with the perkiest of perky breasts—women with more elaborate equipment installed inside their chests than they could ever wear outside them—still wear bras. Perhaps they do it for the same reason that women still buy mock corsets. Which tells you something about the totemic power of these particular pieces of underwear.
Yours,
Jodi
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Notes From The Fray Editor:
Bill Lax writes that his mother Leona was one of the great bra designers, and that it was she who alphabetized cup sizes. Dan Golub speaks out for toothpicks here. Chas Valentine looks at fake bra history. Joan has the excellent theory that "Bra names also relected the mood of the times… The no nonsense, hard driven, 'get out of my way,' workaholic woman of the '80s was offered support and comfort from the 'Eighteen Hour Bra.'" Kathleen Ely says she is, like Emma Goldman, "politically uncorseted," but she still likes the comfort and "joys of a great fitting bra." We also liked Kate Powers' detailed personal account below—we'd hoped for more posts like this, but apparently only women called Kate and Kathleen wanted to share. There were many posts of a kind that we expected but didn't particularly want to read. And Mike Oxbigg is back with his breast nicknames. This feature was first spotted a year ago following this article on Mardi Gras, and as we said then, at least he's on-topic.
Special note: The authors of Uplift, Colleen Gau and Jane Farrell-Beck, are looking for Slate readers who know about bras. They are "very much hoping to hear from readers directly who may have additional information, corrections, and personal experience or connections with the bra industry that could add to the story." Read Gau's post here: it includes an email address.
Reader Comments From The Fray:
So goes the nation….can't help but imagine the parallel of the dot com boom of the nineties and the rise in popularity of the pushup, air pump, and water padded bras. Under the bountiful exhibit of substance that meets the eye lies... well, nothing.
--Jackie
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I wonder if the bra helped to promote the breast as the most attractive part of the woman. It accentuated the shape of the breast far better than the petticoat, which flattered the waist, ever could. Women's fashion, because of technology or morality, tried to create big, false forms of feminity; the bra simply did what it could with what was there.
--BML
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The combination of breast and bra is, along with lips and mouth, the most obvious sexual feature of a woman that may be observed in daily life, at the office, a cafe or club, and no wonder the care, thought, expense and effort that goes into presentation is substantial--it is a powerful cue and one that every woman I've been close to is intensely conscious of. I would say that the bra is the most important clothing item used because so many mannerisms and implications flow from it…
--Gregory M. Patchen
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I'd like to skim Uplift to discover whether the authors have noticed how bra manufacturers have begun to focus on fabric and neglect actual design. This is, naturally, a matter that concerns the well-endowed more than other consumers, but I have to say that the recent switch to heavily lycra-filled fabrics (since, say, the early '90s) strikes me as an attempt at planned obsolescence. Although, yes, much more comfortable than less stretchy fabrics, when bras made largely of spandex wear out, they wear out so completely as to be entirely pointless. On the other hand, a less stretchy bra (these days likely to be much more expensive and made by a European company like La Perla) will still deliver a few years of weekend and emergency service long after it has lost its initial vim and vigor.
It also hasn't escaped my notice that these stretch fabrics have the added virtue of not requiring careful tailoring techniques. A really great (read: supportive, well-shaped and comfortable) bra will typically have a seam that runs right over the nipple; placing this seam and making it low-profile enough not to draw attention under clothing or chafe is no easy feat and must consume many manhours, both in the design and manufacturing stages. (Here I'm speaking with some experience, since I just had a dress made with just such a seam and the dressmaker, though gifted, struggled with it for quite a while before getting it right.) How much easier to give women a couple triangles of spandex and call it a day? And too bad for chesty individuals who would like to have discrete, organic-looking geometric forms under their clothes, rather than oddly-shaped bags of flesh. It is their misfortune to have been born with the genes for a womanly figure but neither the inclination for surgery nor the funds. Thus does the ill-clothed heavy set figure become a symbol of belonging to a low-income or low-status demographic, while the wealthy can afford trim, well-tailored forms. Not that I'm bitter.:-)
--Kate Powers
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