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A Couple of Awards for the Oscars

Willa, I wish I had enjoyed last night's Oscars as much as you did! I found Hugh Jackman—sweet and exuberant though he was—totally embarrassing to watch. The first medley was so awkward and triggered such an uncomfortable silence among my Oscar-watching crew that we decided to mute the second song and dance number and rewatch Joaquin on Letterman instead. (Ben Stiller's vaguely amusing parody got us in the mood.)

There were, though, two moments last night I think were award-worthy.

For most pathetic coverage of the red carpet, the winner is E! During the pre-show parade of wedding dress after wedding dress after wedding dress, Ryan Seacrest seemed like he'd never done a celebrity interview in his life ("Uh, have you thought about what you'll say if you win?" he asked Mickey Rourke, as though the answer to that could possibly be interesting). His co-host Giuliana Rancic took the level of professionalism down about 83 notches when she let out a little screech when Brangelina arrived, then sputtered "Oh my god I'm such a freak of nature! How about I scream like a freak when Brad and Angelina arrive?" 

Don't worry, I won't do any medleys before I announce the next winner. For most pleasant surprise of the night, the award goes to Milk screenwriter Dustin Lance Black. Not only is he a total stud, but he was well-composed while delivering a powerful speech that struck just the right note. Get that boy in front of the camera more often!