-
Posted
Friday, December 14, 2007 4:46 PM
| By
Christopher Beam

Never accuse Rudy Giuliani of failing to keep it real. They should do a two-for-one with temporary tattoos of Rudy's face. Get yours here.
This actually reminds me of one of my favorite Giuliani-themed rap lyrics, from the song "Rise of the Machines" by Jedi Mind Tricks: "They call me Kublain Khan, ready for war with a Ruger 9 / I'm ready with a machete for Rudy Giulian."
Romney campaign theme song?
Image from Rudy 2008 Store.